Matrix mystified

From the same people who brought you aliens mining us for trans-atomic gold and the green feathered serpent god of the Mayans restoring peace and harmony in 2012, we now have this latest offering. Matrix Energetics (we are told) merges the science of subtle energy and quantum physics with the incredible power of our own active imaginations and focused intent to produce physical and verifiable effects. By attending this course you will Learn to utilize a biological information field which forms an active and constantly resonating energetic matrix. Pain and past traumas often melt in this transformative and joyful process.

Just how insane can people get before someone locks them up? The ready-set-gone picture sequence looks like the preparatory stage for the sort of thing you get threatened with in the worse type of prison.