For those who have not yet seen it, this mission statement generator from Dilbert is scary. Back in the 70’s New Internationalist produced a manual self-satirising jargon generator with three dials that was pretty cool, but technology has moved on. Contributions please for the most life like! It took me one minute of re-generation to create these examples:
Our challenge is to assertively integrate ethical solutions such that we may continue to proactively coordinate cutting edge materials
It’s our responsibility to assertively foster parallel data and synergistically provide access to virtual catalysts for change while promoting personal employee growth
Also very happy to receive real life examples that could have been created by the Dilbert generator …….
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